Alan

Member for: 1 year 35 weeks

Favorite Bands: The Clash MC Frontalot MC Pee Pants MC Chicken in a Hat Sir Loin Maritimes Nirvana Mindless Self Indulgence Big D and the Kids Table Noseless Nixon Pinstripe Mafia System of a Down

I am a magical dragon from the land of Zay, with luminescent purple scales and a flowing beard. I was hatched from an egg found on a distant shore by a Dutch merchant ship in about the year 1683. Over the next 300 years, I was incubated on the mantles of several generations of curiosity collectors. Finally, I hatched, tore a hole in the fabric of time/space, and have been living in an ancient network of tunnels underneath Western Massatcheusetts and my, but you seem to be a nosy little bugger, don't you.