Sincerely Affair

DRINK A BUCKET OF BLEACH AND PLEASE GOD, SOMEONE REMIND ME WHY I'M STILL ON THE INTERNET?

Also...try writing to Penthouse.

Now, now, she's asking for advice. No need to be rude.

Amber, I suggest you recognize that monogamous relationships at your age are a recipe for disaster. You're young, you don't know what you want in a partner, you need to play the field, experiment a little. If your boyfriend is trying to tie you down and monopolize you, give 'im the boot.

I disagree. I think that the sooner you realize that nature wants us all to be in committed relationships - one man with one woman - the sooner you can settle down and start procreating for the race war.

Because there is an ancient evil race that we are dangerously close to reawakening up there on mars. What with our rovers and pokers prodding the soil for traces of water. Once the marsians awaken, we will need all the baby humans we can get. Because our laser canons will be fetal powered.

Thank you much KPunk&R.John.

I'm still confused and everything, but whatever I appreciate it. I figured that the guy I'm in a relationship now, I don't like the way I thought I did.

Yes, I a young its obvious, I won't lie.

And yes, I ay be getting into this all too soon.

But thanks.

In FOREVER.