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Once when I saw the Cramps, Lux shoved the microphone down his pants, grabbed me in a headlock and then shoved the microphone in my face to make me sing "Hammerlock" with him. Whenever I hear the Cramps, I always remember that. And if that disturbing memory gets replaced by the more disturbing image of you beating off, I will hunt you down and kill you.