alcohol

right, so im fully pissed cause my phone was stolen...now normally i would just accept it and buy another phone but this time there is a story to go with it!!!

well anyway, i went out clubbing with my mate heather right. both completely smashed and heather thinks its a brilliant idea to take 4 random guys back to the flat. yeah great idea.
by the time i got back, heather was in the room with 2 guys, one fully nude except for his shoes, the other still with his pants on and both with errections.
naturally, i started yelling at them to get the fuck out of my flat...i probably wouldnt have goten so angry if the other two hadnt drunk half my alcohol and raided my fridge. and cause im a weak pussy, i couldnt kick them out by myself cause they kept coming back, luckily my excellent sister and her girlfriend - that you dont want to fuck with when shes angry - werent far away

Yes, I love whisky.

Here is article:

Whisky can be made from different types of grains that include malted rye, wheat, maize, barley and malted barley. Whisky is derived from the Gaelic word for water. In Ireland (1495) the first record of whisky was found. Which was believed to be distilled by the monks.

Whisky types: Whiskies are mainly produced in the grain growing areas of the world. Whiskies differ in alcoholic content and quality.
Whisky - water of life.

Scotch whisky: Scotch is a whisky that is generally distilled for 2-3 times and should be matured for at least 3 years in the oak cask. The age is decided between distillations and bottling.